My Mattress Store Job.

I stretched my new boss’s ass.

I had to leave the university, not because my parents couldn’t afford it, but because of my grades. I spent too much time playing video games, partying, and chasing the ladies on campus.

My parents were really at fault, I thought. They were the ones who reared me to be what I’ve become — lazy, unskilled, and a spoiled, privileged punk. So, I…